Can
you imagine what a banana peel must feel like? Dejected, thrown away in a
dustbin or just lying on the ground and waiting for the sweet release
of decomposition. As people, what do we care about? Just the phallic
shaped fruit within. And boy, do some of us devour it. Or the only other
scenario is where the entire thing is used in -ed class for condom
application.
Just
look at the poor thing. Hanging there while its insides are gnawed (or
enjoyed in this case), by us human folk. The banana within reaches its
destiny of ending up in our digestive system, be it like this, or in the
form of a shake.
But
what about the peel? Its only claim to fame must be making people slip.
Sometimes through the intentional action of people and sometimes simply
because it just lay there or was strewn around and no one noticed. I
think for a peel, that is some sort of payback. You know like “You step
on me, now fall !”
But
what most of us don’t know is that banana peels have some amazing uses
as well. Apart from making others fall and trying to make it a sensation
on YouTube, you can actually use our black & yellow friends for the
following things:
1. Forget Kiwi, banana peels can polish your shoes and also your silverware.
Just rub the peel on your boots or silver objects and chum’kela’ hojayega sab!
2. Peels can be used as teeth whiteners as well!
Forget face masks
The splinter will have to split.
It just peels your pain away!
Wart are you saying?!
Since peels can feel too!
Add them to your compost and see the magic un-peel.
Sounds like a plan(t), doesn’t it?
Don’t make the poor sods feel so dejected.
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